August 29, 2018 | by James Greene, Jr.
Gossip is spreading like wildfire that actress Daryl Hannah and her main musical icon squeeze Neil Young have wed after several years of dating. We here at No Recess! wish to congratulate the pair if they did in fact have their knot tied, but we also wish to congratulate them if they remain unmarried. Congrats on just dating and experiencing love and enjoying each others' exclusive company when you go to Dave & Buster's or the mall or whatever it is Daryl Hannah and Neil Young do on dates.
Keep on lovin' in the free world!