Aldi Rolling Out 1980s Music Themed Cheeses

February 5, 2019 | by James Greene, Jr.
 

 

Score one for the Reagan era dairy freaks: tomorrow the national grocery chain Aldi will introduce (in limited supply) six cheeses named for iconic songs from the 1980s. The cheeses include Wake Me Up Before You Goat Goat, Sweet Cheddar of Mine, Total Eclipse of the Havarti, Pour Some Gouda on Me, Billy Goat Is My Lover, and Girls Just Wanna Have Fontina. What, no Blue Monday?

 

At a retail price of $3.49, you can't afford not to have these specialty cheeses. Snap 'em up so your crackers can remember the fucking '80s too!

 

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