July 3, 2018 | by James Greene, Jr.
Twitter user @tahkion ("idiot doing big time computers," their bio reads) has made a startling discovery — greasepaint worn by the orthodox fans of Insane Clown Posse known as Juggalos "defeats facial recognition successfully." The burgeoning Big Brother tech apparently has trouble differentiating real jaw lines from phony ones made out of clown makeup. "If you want to avoid surveillance," @tahkion says, "become a Juggalo I guess."
Maybe the new American Revolution will be fought by an ever-growing Dark Carnival, slurping Faygo and calling the evil military industrial complex "stretch nuts" as our freedoms are returned one by one. It's wonderful to have hope again.